I have not a cock to be sucked. I'm a woman. Also, the sound quality sucks because at the time that I did this video I didn't have the option of importing mp3 files into my video editing program that I had so I played it on my comp through the speakers, and recorded the outside sound with the sound recorder. Sorry it's not up to snuff enough for you. By the way, they're smoking Opixies-um...it's good stuff.

this guy in his thick Indian accent, (and I swear this went down in slow-motion) throws his arms out and pulls back severely and says, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??" That, doctor, was my foot going up in flames, you idiot. Of all the times to not be able to video tape a surgery. I can only imagine how much people would be laughing were it to make it into America's Funniest Home Videos. It would have been an awesome clip which I would definitely put on youtube.Completely stinks I missed that chance

that killed like HELL. Speaking of hell...the guy had this small torch and he sprayed some cleaning alcohol on the sore that was left, and he said, "Now don't worry. You'll smell flesh burning, it's only me burning off the sore." Next thing I know, the moron touches the flame to the alcohol which had pooled on my toe and WHOOSH! there was this huge flame that flew up my foot and leg and I was sitting up on the table with my knees up and it went over my knees in height, and I'll never forget...

This makes me sick to my stomach just as much as when I was going through it twice. But before those times, I had the ingrown toenail on my big toe and I'd never had that before. It was a mess. When I went to the medimerge to get it removed I wanted my mother to bring the video camera but it was broken. Bad thing...the doctor was an idiot and didn't anesthetize the area correctly, so this was all done with no numbness and I almost vomited it made me sweat and the cutting from the end to the base

Awesome! When I was homeless and in the homoshelter, when the dinner was being prepared I played this track. Tell me how your husband likes it! Glad you do!