Dream higher you noob

I'd rather have sex with nails.

so how do i join chris club, sounds interesting.. ;)

I must say, I'm quite intrigued.

so are there hazings for Chris Club? :]

Hello There :)

Well alright. It is my first night after all - and rules is rules.

you are so funny :)

"The eighth rule of Chris Club, if this your first night at Chris Club you have to have sex ... with Chris. "

As top or bottom?

My question is this - if both the first and second rules of Chris Club are the same thing; is that an administrative error on behalf of the sub-committee who drafted the rules, or is rule 2 the same because you feel the members of Chris Club are unlikely to obey rule 1?

Because, let's be clear, in Fight Club lots of people disobeyed rules 1 and 2. May I suggest that you introduce rule 3, mirroring the intent of rules 1 and 2. And also perhaps introduce rule 4, outlining the disciplinary structure in place for maintaining adherance to rules 1-3.

I'm happy to draft a more formal proposal if you want - let me know.