Even though the section is called "about me", I'll use it to describe atheism and evolution.

Atheism can best be described as the semi-religious belief that the universe, life and mankind came from absolute nothing.
In the beginning, there was absolutely nothing. Nothing somehow magically managed to explode. That nothing magically created dust, that magically created planets, that magically formed atmospheres, and on one of those magically formed planets, life magically emerged from soup. The magically emerged life than magically grew bigger and better and stronger, intro us. In a few years, evolution will take a step forward, and there will be X-Men in reality. How cool is that?!

Evolution is the fully religious belief, that in the beginning of our planet, life magically emerged from soup. That life were bacteria, who had a retard baby called fish, who had another retard frog-fish, who crawled out of the watter with it's mutant fish hands and had but sex with a squirrel, and that made a retard frog fish-squirrel, who had but sex with a money, and made a mutant, retard monkey-fish-frog, who screwed another monkey, and that made you!